Sapphic Scriptorium

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grab that mid-30s doll by the back of her neck and kiss her on the lips. Sloppily. With tongue. She needs it.

hmm this warning sign sure reads like a very persuasive advertisement

I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO WAKE UP WITH A KNOT IN ME

make sex bets with your friends all the time for any reason. escalate them, double or nothing, harder odds for higher payout. put your dignity on the line so you can claim the dignity of others. it's like gambling but awesome.

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

redog if arf auuuwuff. wuff ruff auauau

WOOF WOOF!!

I see this picked up another puppy. Good girl!

The intrinsic need to be courted by another woman through vigorous fencing and sword duels. Like madame please tell me I’m as hot to you as you are to me as you attempt to stab me.

Where in the rules does it say a dog can’t run a longsword tournament

Okay but wait this would go so hard as a niche queer film, dog girl runs sword tournament and all these queers come out to sword fight because whoa hey the dog girl is running the tournament so the vibes GOTTA be good. The villains will be the few weirdo jagweeds who take HEMA way too seriously and get upset when the combatants make out after a fight

Ngl this was the goals for the tournament I ran last weekend and will continue to be goals

Sounds like I need to join your tournaments then! If fox girl fencers are welcome with the dog girls 👉👈

100%!

Where in the rules does it say a dog can’t run a longsword tournament

Okay but wait this would go so hard as a niche queer film, dog girl runs sword tournament and all these queers come out to sword fight because whoa hey the dog girl is running the tournament so the vibes GOTTA be good. The villains will be the few weirdo jagweeds who take HEMA way too seriously and get upset when the combatants make out after a fight

Ngl this was the goals for the tournament I ran last weekend and will continue to be goals