Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

am i fucking crazy or does it say Overwatch at 0:30

This video drives me crazy because like 90% of the notes ignore the overwatch part. This shit is biblical does nobady care

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

Everyday I got on Nexus Mods, look at the new Dark Souls and Elden Ring mods and mutter under my breath “people can’t really be this horny can they?”

id much rather have a flame broiled steak than a bug from the ground

you make me so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad so mad

if i saw a bug on the ground i definitely wouldnt eat it

what the hell

if theres one thing im known for its for not getting really hungry when i see a bug, especially if its from the ground

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them