🍳 Sunny Side-Up 🍳

It's another beautiful day to start humping a table edge when you get overwhelmed by lust!

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

best part of sex is when youre fucking someone who normally has your best interest in mind and you can see their concern for your wellbeing exit their body as they decide how theyre going to use you

being really disgusting with each other as a form of intimacy

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

sliding you a note that says "do you fantasize about putting me under extreme physical, emotional, and/or mental duress? circle yes/no" with a bunch of hearts doodled around it

girls cuddling and squishing their soft bodies together in my opinion

Being a polyamorous yandere (polyandere) is so funny because I'll be going "you're mine mine mine all mine mine forever I claim you as mine you're MINE! (but not exclusively)"

if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.

can i drool on it through ur underwear yes or no

No need to worry about the cat girl chirping and wiggling her butt in the air while she stares at you. She's totally not going to pounce on you. I promise...

oooo you wanna get me really high oooooh you wanna sit me in your lap and shotgun me so you can grope me all you want ><

kind of hilarious to me when people bombard me with degradation from the getgo like omg you really don’t know ball you have a 500% higher chance of getting any type of attention from me if you dump praise and compliments on me first we can get into the slutty whore cumdump stuff later have some decorum please

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

sometimes it's like nobody even wants to cut a hole in me and fuck me through it