luceo non uro

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

I thought the beret was gonna be a metaphor for transition or something

i wish tommorow was friday bluh

This is why they disabled replies

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!

you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.