luceo non uro

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

teenage mutant ninja turtles

the beatles

Mt. Rushmore

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

me: i have like 3293 things to do so i think ill start by doing none of them