strawbey short

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

#the bracelet is also radioactive

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully