due vite.

i am like the breadloser of the family

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

genuinely social media has fucked everything up and we need to realize that the average person is normal and you are in fact allowed to make art and exist in the public eye while not looking like an airbrushed 20 year old and that your personal appearance really does not matter that much

up all night posters delight... wake in the morn wish you werent born

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

going about my day and i keep getting upset about what happened in berlin and also about conservative politicians who keep saying that it was an attack "against all of us" or "against liberal society" like, sure, but it was also an attack specifically against queer people

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while