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Bruce mentions one day how glad he is that one of his kids finally got emancipated. The headlines of several different news blogs the next day:

-"Which Wayne kid is no longer in the will?"

-"Did billionaire Bruce Wayne posthumously disown Jason Todd?"

-"Timothy Drake-Wayne seen speaking with Lex Luthor. Could he be Timothy Drake-Wayne-Luthor soon?"

anywho, here’s that stained glass window picture I said I’d make a bit ago!

based on the post started by @frownyalfred and built upon by @lurkinglurkerwholurks

Who’s the silhouette? Who knows! I wanted to add more angst. Non silhouetted version below the cut

and so it begins...

been thinking about how the fantastic four would probably start up around when peter is 16 and i was like "how would they even work in LoF canon" and i've decided peter is gonna have a one sided beef with johnny for the pettiest reason and then start to feel bad, only for them to have a misunderstanding of sorts (idk yet) and thus their two sided beef begins until they figure it out. that's like. the gist of johnny and peter, right?

Bruce: Anything for you, sweetheart.

Masked fanboy: Brucie, can I get an autograph?

Bruce: Here you go, darling.

Masked fanboy: Thank you! Could you sign my Batman bolster pillow too?

Bruce: [stares at him]

Masked fanboy: [sweating nervously]

Bruce: Clark.

Masked fanboy: [in a high-pitched voice] Who’s Clark?

Bruce: [pulls down his mask] Clark, I told you, I’m not signing another one of your Batman merch.

Clark: Oh, come on! Please? I signed all your Superman merch! And the kids’ stuff too! Even Ace’s chew toys. And your underwear. Why won’t you sign mine?