Why do we hydrate? Just to piss again?

Ear drops doctor prescribed me to treat an ear issue has clogged my ear very cool

That shit did not get better

Pretty sure those ear drops caused me hearing damage. Was not told that could be a side effect but it is. Love that

Negative pressure in my ears and fluid trapped behind eardrums and I gotta go to an ENT now so that's awesome

Ear drops doctor prescribed me to treat an ear issue has clogged my ear very cool

That shit did not get better

Pretty sure those ear drops caused me hearing damage. Was not told that could be a side effect but it is. Love that

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

Ear drops doctor prescribed me to treat an ear issue has clogged my ear very cool

That shit did not get better

tonight will be a ytp at best

"theyre giving he man pronouns" is one of the funniest things ive heard recently. i cant stop thinking about it. he man. the man with a pronoun in his name. he. theyre giving he man pronouns. incredible

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed