Just a giant russian doll of skepticism

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

Can’t chance it.

Can’t chance that

No chances!!!

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peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

My favorite thing about Buzzfeed Unsolved’s dynamic is that Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej both release completely opposite yet equally chaotic vibes. Ryan gets legitimately frightened at Shane’s complete nonchalance at the possibility of finding human remains in the woods; in the very next sentence, Ryan asserts that hair grows directly through a human skull, something that offends and baffles Shane to the point where he makes fun of him for the next thirty seconds. 

I know we joke a lot about Shane being a demon but can we just focus for a moment on Ryan "how do humans work" Bergara?