sandnight7359

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

I know yall is out there though

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

Bill Nye is killing it! 

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

God just look at her face. She is not fucking around with this bullshit. Good for her.

If you ever need to know how to “shut the fuck up” bitchface, Scarlett is here to show you.

This is satisfying to me.

the tiny men are free at last!

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue