not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

Thank you.

I will always re-blog this

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

The only reason we need drones tbh

@avocadoshawty

it messed me up when i realized the reason baleen whales have those weird vertical stripes under their mouths is because it’s actually all folded and when they open their mouths it expands into an enormous pouch that goes down like half their body

I’m the type of person that would still do anything for the people who have broken my heart

weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink 

roller rink……

clearly a “rink” is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear

Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.

meet me in the fucking renk

concept: we are sitting in our living room in our underwear playing video games and you’re all over me when it’s my turn. distance is no longer an issue. the furthest you could be from me is arms length. I smell your perfume, it’s heavenly. I constantly get lost in you. I wanna kiss you 101 times, and I’ll count every one. we’re happy, we’re stable, we’re madly in love and it’s growing stronger everyday. we’ve made this home together. as for me, I’ve made a home in you.

@vivafrances

who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it”

Me.

Feed Me The Pain Salt