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When I was a kid in a small Texas town high school, our sex ed classes were also abstinence only (oddly enough, the classes we got in junior high were not abstinence only, I guess they changed the rules somewhere along the way). SHOCKINGLY! in a school system (K-12) of less than a thousand students, we had 33 pregnancies by the time I graduated. 

Truth

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

Explain

This…explains the feeling I get at rest stops really well…

I don’t think I have ever in my life stopped at a rest stop. Do people actually do that?

Omfg

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

what the fuck does this mean

It’s a B-flat

Moments like this I realize that I have so much in common with Wade Wilson. 

just in: chris pratt and the raptors are drift compatible

MECHA RAPTOR-LORD

JAEGER NAME: CLEVER GIRL

Ball pit for littles at Walmart

I want to write a story about a detective who keeps getting saddled with cases that turn out to be paranormal. “But I’m just a NORMAL investigator!” he bemoans, as another vampire walks into his office. He stares glumly at his business card. Daniel Crane, it reads. Normal Investigations. His logo is a conjuring circle with a red X marked through it. He begins to wonder if this is perhaps misleading.

All the Emmys.