i can be ur angle or ur devil

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

fantasy really did cook with dragons as an allegory for weapons of mass destruction, more specifically as a symbolic manifestation of the insatiable greed that drives men to seek to claim ownership and control over such weapons

like oh man i sure hope your dismissal and objectification of highly independent and intelligent beings as "savage beasts" and the fiercely possessive pride you take in their subjugation doesn't reflect your broader ideological values haha. can you even imagine.

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

what the dog doin

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

honestly revealing as fuck that alternative health scammers will do anything except bring back trepanning. if you really believed your shit worked you'd be begging to drill holes in my skull like an ex-husband outside a divorce court.