"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you
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"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

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“…escape the blood ocean and curl up”, huh? That’s exactly my sketches from today practice
Chance Peña - How Long, How Low? was on repeat btw
Bro is cooking
every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with
some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish
sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up
the post that keeps on giving (via @zenyeetaa):
#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere
im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

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*Rocky and Grace playing hide and seek in the dark (Rocky is always hiding because, you know, echolocation)*
Grace: *on his hands and knees* I feel the vibrations in the floor. *taps the floor repeatedly*
Rocky: *unafraid because he knows humans need their eyesight and have not evolved to echolocate*
Grace: *clicks his fingers in one direction, then clicks them in Rocky’s direction*
Grace: *gasp*
Grace: *pokes Rocky’s sphere*
Rocky:
I love supernatural so much I’m so glad there’s a whole website for it (tumblr)
in space no one can hear you moan like a girl
Ground control here, we can hear you just fine
My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying
Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"
4 year old me: why must we do this
Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"
4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect
things ed learned this morning
stede calls hiccuping "hiccing up"
things stede learned this morning
when ed hics up it makes him rear back and clench his teeth a little bit
things ed and stede learned this morning
getting hiccups in the middle of giving blowjob not so good

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I just know that after Dean comes out to Sam, Sam uses every opportunity to show his support in the most obnoxious way possible.
mostly i do god knows what
Phm doodle requests from twt
When you lose an argument to the team so you release a wasp nest in the living room
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

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In the club
I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE
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