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Finally added by own art tag (and shitpost tag) for organization’s sake.

SO if you decide you wanna actually want to look at my stuff, check out the tags below.

#sam's hypothetical art #sam’s hypothetical shitposts

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I need a plushie version of both Simon and Grace but I can’t find any that really speak to me. I worry that this means I will have to make them myself.

#I probably could #I know how to sew #but like #I’m not great #sam’s hypothetical shitposts #ironmary #bloodymary #bloodymary ship #project hail mary #iron lung #simon iron lung #ryland grace #I need to smush them together #make them kiss

Reading a flower shop au fic and remembering how my sister somehow managed to kill off their mint plant.

#like it fully died #it did not come back #they were not trying to kill it #but they’re very talented #sam’s hypothetical shitposts #flower shop au #<- so the florists can be horrified #they had it in a pot don’t worry guys #don’t plant mint in the ground #ever.

clownfish-casino

so tired I gotta go to bed without reading anyy fanfic at all everything is Not awesome anymore

#I feel that in my spine #it’s truly a sad day when I don’t get to read my fics before bed

clannfearrunt

Crying and wailing over this adorable fucking robber fly that was at work today incredibly ridiculously cute animal. Sentient teddy bear. SO well behaved as I took it outside and took one million photos. Sending it a billion trillion kisses in its general direction I love you so much babyfly

clannfearrunt

We’ve got an ID, the Golden-Tailed Beebandit!!!!!! Mallophora fautrix!! One QUADRILLION kisses in its general direction!!!

#love this bug #cool bugs #Pokémon potential really

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Found a smooth piece of wood that looks like he lost his left arm. I’ve named him Simon. He is mine now.

#he will get googly eyes #he may get completely dunked in red paint #haven’t decided yet #I found him at work #i have a problem #sam’s hypothetical shitposts #iron lung #iron lung shitpost #personified wood #he’s literally a stick #but I love him #simon iron lung

I’m starting to kin Ryland Grace and it’s becoming a problem

#that’s a lie #I started to kin him ages ago #sam’s hypothetical shitposts #project hail mary #phm #ryland grace

I left my phone out at work while I went to do something and my manager was like “not to snoop but are you reading fan fiction?” And I just went “of course I am”

#sam’s hypothetical shitposts #reading fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #yes I read fanfic at work #I’m very open about it #most of my coworkers are in their early to mid 20s so we all know #and we’re all queer

Thinking about a Bloodymary earth AU where Grace takes Simon with him to a trivia night with some other teachers he knows. Simon feels super out of place but he’s there with Grace and loves the excitement that man gets when he knows the answers.

They reach some of the last few questions and there’s one about astronomy or botany and Simon gets super happy because holy shit he actually knows this one!

They win and Grace is so proud of his man

#sam’s hypothetical shitposts #I need this as a fic #it is admittedly very based on an already existing fic #like I imagined it in that universe #bloodymary ship #iron lung #project hail mary

giologyyart

my headcanon is that simon is not in fact stupid and knows what he is doing all the time, but then he also forgets he is hot as hell and that has some big effects on grace

rocky just don't undertands humans and their emotions at all, if attracted why not together forever, question?????

samthehypotheticaldad

Grace looks like he wants to be this image

#bloodymary #ryland grace #simon #it’s okay Grace #we all want to touch the markititties #respectfully

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reptile-ruler

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

reptile-ruler

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

harpieisthecarpie

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

reptile-ruler

the only fun addition to this post

msmimundo

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

#me when the platypus looks at me in exactly the right way and I know down to my bones that I have turned into Theodore Roosevelt

parakeet

We should appreciate beetroot more as a society just my two cents. I feel connected to nature when i eat beetroot

#I love pickled beets #they’re delicious

goodieprocter

This one goes out to the anon competing at the International Barbershop Harmony convention! I think Grace is smart enough to put that card together pretty quickly.

#I’m sorry #the WHAT COMITTEE?!?!#project hail mary

is-that-sand-in-my-waffles

I love you complex puppets requiring multiple puppeteers. I love you giant spaceship set. I love you zero gravity wiring rig that was apparently hellish to be hooked up to. I love you rotating lighting apparatus that emulates the changing lighting of the centrifuge portion of the ship. I love you chicken wire and fairy lights petrova line shot. I love you practical effects enhanced WHEN NECESSARY by CGI. I love you project hail mary.

#I foam at the mouth with practical effects #like obviously if it’s just completely unsafe to do something practically it’s fine to cg it #but I love when they go with practical effects whenever possible #especially puppetry #i love puppets

autumnalfallingleaves

I think one of the things that really fucks me up about Grace and Rocky and their bond is, like, you very conceivably could (and people do) construe their relationship as romantic. They're very close, they trust each other implicitly, they have soft moments together (deleted sleepover scene I owe you my life), etc., but it's not. It's got all the trappings of a romance, but it's not!! It's platonic!! It's a canonical deep platonic bond-- they are each other's person in the closest sense, but it's not romantic at all. Grace doesn't engage in romance at all during the movie, and Rocky already has a mate he adores, but they love each other deeply still and it's not romantic. You don't really see that in media a lot.

Personally, the romantic read is a bit boring to me-- it's been done before. But all of that as platonic? Oh hell yeah, sign me up. I can't really articulate how much that means to me, especially since it's in a very popular movie. Holy fuck, I want what they have 🥺

autumnalfallingleaves

@coredrill WAIT I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING

I hadn't thought of it that way, but I think that's a perfect encapsulation of why people tend to not value friendship as much-- they view it as an amount of care rather than a type of love, and, in our amanormative society, it is percieved that more love in a relationship would convert a friendship to a romance. That isn't true, though, because "friendship" in and of itself can contain a fantastic amount of love-- like we see with Grace and Rocky-- without being romantic.

#Rocky and Grace are platonic soulmates #aroace grace #phm #project hail mary #I really like that the movie doesn’t really force Grace into a romantic relationship #like they so easily could #they had gosling in there man #but they didn’t #and I love that

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batmanisagatewaydrug

pokemon type strengths/weaknesses are soooo unintuitive and it's fucking my whole mnemonic system. like bug types are good against grass and psychic, which both make sense because bugs love being in the grass and they have nothing to fear from psychics because a mindreader is no match for the pure nature of a bug mind. and they're also good against dark which again, makes sense because bugs love the dark. dark is under rocks, which is famously a place to find bugs. but they're weak against rock types, suggesting that when they're under rocks it's maybe more of an oppressive situation than a chill one. but then again I hang out in houses voluntarily but would still be pretty weak against an alive house deciding to kick my ass, because that's a totally different kind of dynamic. much to think about.

paradoxius

Grass-type's weaknesses are all things that commonly destroy plants: fire, frost, birds, insects, herbicides.

Psychic-type's weaknesses are objects of fear and dread: creepy-crawlies, ghosts, boogeymen.

Dark-type's weaknesses represent the triumph of the pure heart over evil: Goku, Kamen Rider, Sailor Moon.

And rock is good against bug because you can squish a bug with a rock.

batmanisagatewaydrug

what was that second to last one

manuuart

I saw this picture of mark and I just had to

(Markplier please stop going to the hospital YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BODY IS CAPPABLE OF )

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