Sam

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

whatever. *floats ur boat*

for everyone going through a really tough time right now, i am sending you so so much love because you can never get enough during hardship

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

I like Thursdays