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straight oldest child, gay middle child and bi youngest child
Your parents took the Goldilocks approach huh

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Anyone wanna help me prove that I’m the superior offspring by raising the most votes for my mother’s tumbler?
Yes that’s tumbler with an e
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Guys please, she has my children
Anyone wanna help me prove that I’m the superior offspring by raising the most votes for my mother’s tumbler?
Yes that’s tumbler with an e
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Everytime I hear the phrase "Great Minds think alike" I am inevitably reminded that the German equivalent is "Zwei Dumme ein Gedanke" (Two Idiots same thought)
Two brains one cell

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My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more
listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning
luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps
once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals
youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning
the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter
after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time
once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites
THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine
its fine
its fine
Captain to landing party... Ensign Kittycat, please respond.
Kirk to landing party... I'm beaming down to help you, maintain your position.
"Oh! Ensign Kittycat, you're... perfectly fine? I'm glad you're alright, but why weren't you responding?"
"I see... you were lying down and... it was too hard to... reach over... and push the button. *sigh* Well... thank you for your honesty, Ens--AAGH!!!!"
"...................................you understand I'll have to put you on report for knocking down a superior officer, right?"
At least Kirk’s shirt stayed intact on this away mission
wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob
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going through old family recipe box and found an index card that just says
- gallon vinegar
- pound sugar
what the fuck is this supposed to make
Potion of shit yourself to death
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Tell me you're single on Valentine's Day without telling me you're single on Valentine's Day.
I’ll go first

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Wales Shaded Relief with flag colours.
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Hamburger on lettuce with sprinkle of flour
Couldn’t resist 😂💕
Cats with a hard shells on their backs that curl up in a ball like armadillos when they’re scared.
OP this does not belong on your blog as it is a lovely and perfect cryptid whom I’d die for
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets
this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day
do u have a message for 25 year olds
uhhhhh 2 bagels?

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HAPPPI CLUE YEAR AND MARRY HOIADAYS
Cheers to that!