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I'm a chill guy. I love dnd and uhhh I dunno what to put here. I don't come outside my apartment much

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@samsays92
I've been lurking on tumblr a while but I never posted before all this
I'm a chill guy. I love dnd and uhhh I dunno what to put here. I don't come outside my apartment much

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A bunch of lyle’s in a room with one or more sam’s should also be called a paparazzi
Y-Yes
I just tongued The Visitor, feeljng good
you did what Sam?
Move aside hellen, I love The Visitor now😏
I just tongued The Visitor, feeljng good
“….CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS SAMUEL.”
Soooo I went to the roof to do that ritual with the asotrnomers, but they turned into some weird thing and I kinda beamed up into the sky and spoke to The Visitor and then tongued her. So yeah. It's a really good kisser
I just tongued The Visitor, feeljng good

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It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
There's a knock on the door. Upon looking out, there's a relatively-normal looking college kid standing around outside. Twiddling his thumbs. Looks farily harmless. Do you open the door?
-Matt
Throws my second OC at you. :3
Sam opens the door.
"Hey, what's up? Uh, I'm Sam, who are you."
The college kid flashes Sam a bright grin.
Hi hi!!! I'm Matt!! I'm just going around getting to know people and wanted to see if you had time to chat. ^^
"Oh, yeah I guess. You can come in if you want."
Sam opens the door a little more to invite Matt inside.
Time for my hottest take yet:
Respect peoples pronouns. And their gender. And their names. Just respect people guys. Don't act like you know a stranger more than they do
Hey Sam, what's your opinion on communism?
I'm a hungry guy
I apologize, I read this as consumerism.
Communism bad. Capitalism bad. Just be nice to people I guess
What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.
WHAT.
I know, right?
Do you have the rat child, or no? Mine is named Ratom
Okay so do NOT go into a room with a grate floor and it's short and long.
It looks like an apartment but you will lose your arm or kill a child
I don't remember the number cause I passed out but its on floor 1 I think
... Good to know. I was wondering why you were missing an arm
The floor with that Hellen girl?
Yeah, yes. I think. I don't talk to her much
She's the only person I've really talked to outside of you, she keeps telling me to go outside what's up with that
Do NOT go outside okay listen to me I'm literally you. Well, somewhat.
My Hellen doesn't like the outside though. She's standoffish about the subject
Good to know. Hope she doesn't see this she's crashing at my place and she's weird about other Hellens
don’t listen to him.
take a look out it’s beautiful.
Hi Hellen
hello Sam
Sam do not be persuaded

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What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.
WHAT.
I know, right?
Do you have the rat child, or no? Mine is named Ratom
Okay so do NOT go into a room with a grate floor and it's short and long.
It looks like an apartment but you will lose your arm or kill a child
I don't remember the number cause I passed out but its on floor 1 I think
... Good to know. I was wondering why you were missing an arm
The floor with that Hellen girl?
Yeah, yes. I think. I don't talk to her much
She's the only person I've really talked to outside of you, she keeps telling me to go outside what's up with that
Do NOT go outside okay listen to me I'm literally you. Well, somewhat.
My Hellen doesn't like the outside though. She's standoffish about the subject
don’t listen to this other Sam.
you should take a look out your window.
DUDE
Hellen no offense YOU should take a look outside
Eugh
What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.
WHAT.
I know, right?
Do you have the rat child, or no? Mine is named Ratom
Okay so do NOT go into a room with a grate floor and it's short and long.
It looks like an apartment but you will lose your arm or kill a child
I don't remember the number cause I passed out but its on floor 1 I think
... Good to know. I was wondering why you were missing an arm
The floor with that Hellen girl?
Yeah, yes. I think. I don't talk to her much
She's the only person I've really talked to outside of you, she keeps telling me to go outside what's up with that
Do NOT go outside okay listen to me I'm literally you. Well, somewhat.
My Hellen doesn't like the outside though. She's standoffish about the subject
What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.
WHAT.
I know, right?
Do you have the rat child, or no? Mine is named Ratom
Okay so do NOT go into a room with a grate floor and it's short and long.
It looks like an apartment but you will lose your arm or kill a child
I don't remember the number cause I passed out but its on floor 1 I think
... Good to know. I was wondering why you were missing an arm
The floor with that Hellen girl?
Yeah, yes. I think. I don't talk to her much
What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.
WHAT.
I know, right?
Do you have the rat child, or no? Mine is named Ratom
Okay so do NOT go into a room with a grate floor and it's short and long.
It looks like an apartment but you will lose your arm or kill a child
I don't remember the number cause I passed out but its on floor 1 I think
What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.
WHAT.
I know, right?
Do you have the rat child, or no? Mine is named Ratom

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There's a knock on the door. Upon looking out, there's a relatively-normal looking college kid standing around outside. Twiddling his thumbs. Looks farily harmless. Do you open the door?
-Matt
Throws my second OC at you. :3
Sam opens the door.
"Hey, what's up? Uh, I'm Sam, who are you."
What
- @sams-unemployed-blog
Oh hey another Sam
Yeah so theres weirder stuff than the visitor going around, including like, seven of us (Sam). There's probably more.