✧✰𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚊

“.frederic. Stop giving the visitor human food you might kill it.”

“Girl, it can eat asteroids, I’m sure a French fry won’t kill it-“

@r4tm4n97

" What is this...fry? You speak of? "

“Fabrice, do not call it the pocket rat-“

“But it’s a rat. In his pocket.”

@r4tm4n97

' Is it safe to duck tape down your waffle maker if it's doing the macarena and is shaking like it might fall off the counter ?

' Ok it's not literally doing the macarena but it's jumping around every time I turn it on and I know for a fact Mr Henderson could care less if I get burns from it given this apocalypse..

' It's a HOA violation for all I know.

“I had a pending theory that roughly half of humanity would be killed in the case of a zombie apocalypse (or something similar) from pure, sheer stupidity. That being said, I was somehow SCARILY right, nobody’s dead, but I’m sure if you weren’t already exposed, you’d be warping right now.”

' Is it safe to duck tape down your waffle maker if it's doing the macarena and is shaking like it might fall off the counter ?

' Ok it's not literally doing the macarena but it's jumping around every time I turn it on and I know for a fact Mr Henderson could care less if I get burns from it given this apocalypse..

' It's a HOA violation for all I know.

' Is it safe to duck tape down your waffle maker if it's doing the macarena and is shaking like it might fall off the counter ?

@eyes-the-cursed

“…HUH.”

“that looks bad, the hell happened to you…?” :(

“…Hi?”

“OOH, HELLO FRIEND! YOU HAS MANY EYES!!”

“…well, I’m Frederic, the rat guy’s fabrice, the mechanic’s Amber, and the… whatever wriggly is is just wriggly Fred.”

“I think Y = Mx + b…”