no (◡‿◡✿) no

do you think seagulls feel regret

cause i just witnessed one swallow half a pancake in less than a second

my most annoying habit is asking someone a question and then zoning out as i’m being told the answer

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

me: has absolutely no idea what size an acre is in real people language