tragoidia

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on