tragoidia

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

Homeboys thinkin theyre Buzz Lightyear when they’re gettin buzzed off of one light beer. -The Executioner

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur