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Would y'all make fun of me if I said I was scared of lightning and thunder? I need someone to come cuddle me plz

it’s always “x liked your post” and never “someone sent you a horny anon calling you a good boy”

Im lonelyyyyy someone anyone attention now Plzzz

There are certain pet names that if uttered in my general vicinity I will cream my pants on the spot

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

don’t call me names, I will start whining pathetically for you to start nutting in me repeatedly

dad tummy, dad arms, dad cock, ouhhhhh daaaaddddd

Mouth on bulge through the fabric. You agree. Reblog

its embarrassing how much i get turned on by cliches. Like, oh nooo, the dad i’m babysitting for has offered to drive me home because it’s late at night and he wants to ‘make sure i get home safe,’ it would be such a shame if he started acting weird and pervy as soon as we were alone in the car. it would be sooooo awful if i noticed the way he glances over at me while his hand slides over my thigh. it would soooo soo bad if he were to pull over on an old back road that’s so desolate there aren’t even street lamps to light the way, so quiet, far enough from the nearest house that no one’ll hear the noises he rips out of me as soon as he can wrangle me in the backseat. ofCOURSE it’d be sooooo bad, but it’d also be so incredibly hot :,) letting ourselves forget his wife and kid waiting for him back home, too disgustingly horny to control himself as he pounds into the boy half his age

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.