Sammy ( reblogs edition )

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

Hello! Autistic accountant who didn’t realize the autism part until their mid-30s here. Very pleased to report that the profession with very clear black and white rules, an expectation of social awkwardness, and strong ethical standards that require both seeing through bullshit and brutal honesty is both VERY FUN and tends to attract plenty of people with autistic traits.

Slop is just annoying to hear over and over again like pls use synonyms for it!! Use more words than just slop please I'm begging of you!! Take this image and the origins of said image while you're at it, just please vary your words!!!

Sometimes it can be hard for me to talk about a bad take you saw somewhere in an image once bcuz I don't want to shit on the person who had that take but at the same time the take was so ass you can't help but go "damn it guess we can't have fun anymore"

No wonder I was thinking about him recently holy roly poly