Who Else Is Depressed?

I just want to bring to everyone’s attention that summerween is june 22nd ok bye

Reblogging this so that nobody misses Summerween

Why is there so much cotton in this- oh….

I don’t know what you’re talking about, so here’s a watermelon with a cat on its head.

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

Reblogging this with the tag australian dog because I spent HOURS searching for it one day…

bitch i’m a clown bitch i’m a clown i’m not a mime i don’t say :| i go hooooonk i go hooooonk

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

i threw a rat at a god

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)

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Whatever version of hp you’ve been reading, i would like a copy

I saw another tweet that suggested telling them you want it noted in your charts/logs that they (the doc) were choosing not to run any tests.

make sure you see that file and take a photo before you leave! you have the right to your own records, and docs who refused to treat me portrayed me as a combative patient who refused care

^^^^

we’re in a fascist country that is literally putting people in concentration camps now and you really expect me to be like, some soldiers and police are okay?