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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse

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theestrawhat

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

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I know that mail like. works. like the United State Postal Service for the most park works out and I get my packages and my mail but like.

I’m tracking a package and yesterday it was in California and now it’s on Ohio and I realize I have no idea how the mail Happens.

It like.

it’s just out there happening, you know? All around us. Mail every day. And I don’t understand a single thing about it.

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mail man: *hands me my package* me: thank you, powerful sorcerer

blue-toast17

And sometimes your Virginia bound cookies take a side trip to Guam.

sapphoshands

…i love her?!?

trainthief

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN

morbidology

This is a statue to commemorate a brave little dog by the name of Leo, who died while saving a little 10-year-old girl who was being attacked by a much larger dog. Leo witnessed the little girl being pinned to the ground by the dog who began biting her. Leo immediately ran to the rescue and began biting the bigger dog on the leg who turned on Leo and let the girl go free. Sadly, Leo was killed.

The statue is located in a park in Serbia so he can watch over all of the children playing. There is a quote underneath that reads “To all small heroes with big hearts,” which is a true testament to the courageous nature of little Leo.

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Thor de France

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THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

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THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

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nuclearhearts

when you’re 47 au’s deep into your maladaptive daydreaming and someone forces you back into this threshold of reality by engaging you in social interaction

brodnork

why am i being threatened

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Tumblr is amazing. I’ve never seen another website whose advertisers fail this miserably to actually advertise anything, and yet, they still inadvertently manage to produce good content through the medium.

doomy

i want everyone to know that the minimum budget for advertising on tumblr is $25,000

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Money well spent

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no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

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Cats in tiny beds

#cats #cute

imanes

all tiddies are good tiddies and this isn’t an opinion this is a FACT this is science bitch get with the program!

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slothblog

me: *is bitter but is also right*

5 hours energy commercial

me: i owe everything to this elixir

director: ma'am, please stick to the script, and PLEASE stop referring to our drink as an "elixir"

me: this brew imbues me with unnatural strength

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