Welcome To My Life.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLD THE FUCK UP

this is the cutest gif i have ever seen in my life but it also features a gay orgy so proceed with caution

AS ADVERTISED.

youve ruined everything

Some nurses be on tumblr like *smug story about medical malpractice* 

*commits HIPAA violation in order to make fun of the patient*

fun fact: research on people with violent tendencies show that aggressive and abusive young men very often grow up to become cops, while female bullies tend to choose a more innocent looking career path while still getting a position of power over weak and helpless people - yep, they become nurses.

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

reblogging again because this is iMPORTANT

OMG ITS SO OLD

Is this still acceptable because it should be

wow, on my dash, ancient artifact

Oof this is so old and its Finally on my dash

is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.