Sam!! :3

god, this fandom always has fire art

Link for extension :3c

I think companies with lots of desk workers should install this by default

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.