Space Nerd

What’s it like being 21 and older

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

Still fucks me up that the Da Vinky dudes are proffessional tag team wrestlers and one of their common spots is just switching out without tagging while the ref is distracted cause they’re identical twins.

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

“I like it!” “YES I DO YES I DO!” omfg

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH IN A CORNER

@weareallgoingtoburninhellmegamix

NOBODY EXPECTS A CHEESEBURGER

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

Yes

It’s a tradition to bring this back, I’ve got it schedule for like the next eight years to post this on the first and last day of October