Greetings

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

the absolutely most forbidden grilled cheese

This has the same energy as that Baltimore car commercial

Not just the same energy, also the same background music!

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

dude shut the fuck up lol

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

your first world war officer name is both of your grandparents’ names, one of your great grandparents’, the name of the street you used to live on and the last name of your favourite childhood writer

cool my name is captain transparent data harvesting for security questions

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.