Swollen Golden

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

White privilege is how Amy Winehouse was considered a misunderstood soul but Whitney Houston was considered a crackhead.

This

Say it.

Say it again

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If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What is executive dysfunction? O.o

Yeah.  This.

sometimes there’s a Just Fucking Do It special move available but it depletes your entire power bar and the recharge speed is completely unpredictable

I click Do Thing and it loads to 78% and then stays that way for 3 days

For me it’s like a notification pops up saying “The dishes need doing. You have 4 seconds to comply. If you do not comply within the allotted time, “Do Dishes” feature will become unavailable for 3 weeks.” And if I don’t get up literally that instant and force myself to do the task, and wait even like 3-5 minutes, it becomes like when u open an un-dismissible window and accidentally click outside the box and your computer makes that chime noise to let you know that the option to click outside the box (do the dishes) doesn’t exist. And then I’m just laying there like “ding…ding……ding….” until 3 weeks has passed and I’m given another 4 seconds to seize the opportunity to do the dishes.

That last one is 100% yes. 

My body lags.

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

damn does this sting.

Fuuuuuuck

the world hasn’t killed us yet and it’s gonna regret that

this is honestly the most uplifting and hopeful thing i have read regarding my continued existence.

i am a lover, with or without a lover

Wheeeew child

People that think having a baby will save their relationship shouldn’t be allowed to have children

Yes.

People who flinch are thought of as cowardly but they just have good reaction time

👀

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you