Survived The Tumblr Tit Ban

The one guy in nyc they can count on to be nonlethal unless you rlly fuck up. The one guy who is actually fun to fight. And he’s decided that Mr frank I will shoot you where you stand castle is friend-shaped?? Why??

If you’re confused, imagine you have a kid who is sunshine incarnate and here comes the rebel of rebel kids and your kid is like “he’s my buddy now!”

Because we have to. Because note for note and beat for beat it has to happen that same way every single time. It has to because otherwise we never get to see the way the world could be, only the way it's been.

Me: yes...

8yo: and they both worry about like their person not being with them

Me: yea that's right

8yo: do you think the story is like that on purpose?

Me:

Did this bouncer like, bring this person home, put them to bed, start the laundry, and then sit down to make a little Drunk Guest zine? Does he do this regularly so he had a template ready? Is that cool or a little weird? Was he attracted to his guest and hoping to make a great first impression? Was he just super anxious that they weren't waking up before he'd have to leave for presumably his day job, so he poured it all into this little gem the following morning? Is his day job in typesetting?

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

take your bets now!

Cassie McKay sees through Michael Robinavitch. And he knows it. Which is why he fled from her.

But she's the only one who's tried so far. And not in an accusatory way, not yelling at him, or snapping, or blaming him. She sees what he's doing and she approached him with kindness and respect and DIGNITY. She has knowledge of this. And she KNOWS.

It's delightful. It's hilarious, charming, has great messages, and just feels so much like a Pixar Renaissance era film!

It's also quietly woke as fuck in a way that will deeply resonate with older viewers who feel helpless and angry about... everything currently going on with the world. Like I'm obsessed with how they were able to subtly slip in a message that goes very much against the expected and tired "meet your moral opponents in the middle".