how the turn tables

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

there's been an on purpose at the accident factory

it's called your voice, and you can use it to say things like "uhuh" and "eeeuuuughgh"

baby tutorial

intro to phonetics

have you considered it may not be entirely the fault of american education system but that some of you may be. stupid

Brainless twitter discourse is so much more dreadful to me than even peak-era tumblr discourse because in its heyday tumblr discourse was almost exclusively written by 15 year olds who were naturally myopic, reactionary, reductive, and angry due to the condition of being 15. On twitter you find exactly this same kind of brainless behavior but with a 50% chance it was written by a 28-year-old with a masters degrees

pull yourself up by the jockstrap

pull yourself up. by your boobstraps.