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heyheyheyyy c'maahn I’m a little wizard, I’m just a little wizard, noo, im also evil, I’m a little evil boy

just got the lab results back and it turns out my son's halloween candy didn't contain even a trace amount of MDMA. be extra careful this year guys there are psychos in your neighborhood handing out completely inert shit

@werewolf4werewolf

Are you a vampire person or a werewolf person? Are you a latte person or a  cappuccino person? Horror or scifi? Denim Jacket or Leather jacket? Spring person or fall person?

what's your 'thing' as a friend. i don't mean like 'oh im the mom friend' i mean like what's the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they'd message you first. personally i can always be relied upon to get hyped about bugs, literature, and cursed internet images.

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

your honor you must understand i was penis delirious

if i was an anime character id have pink hair because im cute!

or green hair because i am capable of photosynthesis

reblog with what color hair youd have n why

i will infect you with a cognitohazard now. red onions are runions. green onions are grunions. yellow onions are yunions. white onions are wunions.

@spamton

most fucked up fact about evangelion is when its revealed that the giant robots are actually really big regular guys and the red stuff that comes out of them when they get hit isnt cooling fluid or whatever its like actual human blood. second most fucked evangelion fact is that shinji’s netflix VA has a karkat themed twitter account

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