Water In Your Hands — make a mess!

the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

Me on the phone with my mom

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

After baths my dog Kylie always runs around at full speed with her face on the floor to dry it off she just goes hog wild and she’s having flea problems rn bc they’re bad this summer even with medication obvs so I just gave her a flea bath which are super drying so I rubbed her down with coconut oil afterward and what I’m leading up to here is there is now a slime weasel that we can not grab ricocheting at full speed between furniture like some sort of chaotic oily pinball