PS2 and below

apple:

very detailed, blur tool is a little excessive; i appreciate the faithfulness to the eye stalks

google:

simple and perfect. what a beautiful friend!! he smiles for you

microsoft:

easily identifiable, small spots add to maximum snail

samsung:

a good friend, yes, but his eyes should be up there you fools

LG:

very shiny. the slimiest of all of our friends here, impervious to sharp objects at any angle. too powerful

HTC:

simple and green, a very nice pal we have here today folks

Messenger:

his shell looks like a cinnamon roll, sweet boy

Twitter:

purple pal

Mozilla:

minimalist pink friend, i trust him with my crops

Emoji One:

mischievous, chaotic neutral

Emojidex:

eventually, this will be the being who we all have to submit to.

NGC Magazine #60, Nov ‘01 - Super Monkey Ball!