I'm A Great Cool

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

RPG system designed by a freak with a thing for lesser known Catalan solids that exclusively uses d24, d30, d48, d60, and d120

they don’t tell you this but at any given time whilst riding the T in Boston at night you have a 10% chance of a tgirl spawning(uncommon) and 0.0001% chance of spawning the ghost of Paul revere (mythic)(ability: in the presence of a British person, can spawn a horde of the dead to alert the good people of Massachusetts of its arrival)

Official Post of Massachusetts