Buy Me Pizza

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

this is so embarrassing i hate twenty one pilots fans

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

Awwwwww

u ever sit next to a friend and they rest ur head on ur shoulder out of nowhere and ur like… this is the best feeling.. thats cause its the best feeling

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

it’s 2016 not 2012

oppa rude style :(