Rina

And while I’m on the topic of ways we could be humiliating jax more let’s not forget he’s canonically the biggest lightweight in the entire world 😭 not only is he slurring and frog blinking after one fucking drink in ep 5 but goose deadass confirmed he is the lightest of lightweights on earth yall we need to be USING THIS !! CMON ITS RIGHT THERE !! dude had one cocktail can you imagine if we give him three ?? FOUR ?? he’s gonna be lying his head on pomnis shoulder, tripping over the bar stools, yapping about how scared and alone and pathetic he is ?? Pomni trying to put his stupid soggy ass to bed and he’s grabbing her trying to apologize for being a jackass and he just starts crying and she’s like 🙄 “ok yeah it’s fine go to bed” and he’s like “nonono you can’t leave what if I die in my sleep what if we got married what if I kissed you right now hahaha just kidding oh man I’m gonna die alone can we put the tv on” and she’s so fucking over it yanking the blanket over him holding him down like 😭he has so much potential to be such a sopping wet fucking cat y’all WHERE are the fanfics bc I went in the tag and let me tell you I saw damn near NOTHING for pathetic drunk jax and god damn it I will give that rabbit a bottle and do it myself if I must

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