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Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I'm having ideas beyond my pricepoint

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK