I Love Screaming

love when werewolf transformation is shown as painful. hell yeah baby i want to become my true self and i want it to hurt

My Lord came to me last night and confessed that he would hear me speak my oath again and again, and each time he'd feel it like the first. Like... Yes??? I know??? Why do you think I whisper vows into your fingertips every time I kiss your hand?!??

big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

@jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

It makes the dream work

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

So apparently the Mac and cheese you can manufacture in your settlements in fallout 4 has no radiation and heals just as much as purified water for a fifth of the carry weight so anyways I’ve set up a pasta farm so I can run through the wasteland crunching down on uncooked Mac and cheese so fast that nothing can kill me