Moon Prism Power!

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

everytime morty says “oh geez rick” i get 100+ years added to my lifespan

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

Looking at the notes I guess y'all are poor too huh

“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”

kristen stewart had enough

“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”

Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.

DO - a deer, a female deer RE - a drop of golden sun ME - an absolute piece of garbage

do u ever get so jealous of other people who have their lives together and actually do stuff on the weekends and see their friends and have people who love them and talk to them everyday and actually have functioning relationships and u just look at the mess that is ur life and wonder why it’s so fucking hard for u to have all that like its a fantasy for you because it just seems so unattainable

yes 😅😩😧

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles