( menacingly )

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

not a mama's boy or daddy's girl but a secret third option: grandma's child

mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

you can give the character any headcanon you want no matter how small give them visual snow syndrome if you want

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

that's arugula

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

thats arugula