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christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about
Just something I really want to share on here because itās important.
this is really important to remember, even if you said something stupid and donāt feel like repeating it- it can still feel isolating to folks with hearing and auditory processing problems!
Iāve got APD and this is the absolute worst thing! I promise Iām trying to hear you, my brain just isnāt working with me! Just try rewording it, say it but in different words and my brain might get it then!
Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And Itās Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

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I will get there
If sexually compatible alien life was ever discovered, the Human Harkness Guide would need to have an extra clause like "pay in mind that heightened levels of arousal lower a human's capability for logical thinking and risk assessment. If your human partner requests something that you suspect may cause them injury, always consult an expert or more experienced friend about the act before agreeing to go through with it. Err to the side of caution - a human partner can take time to forgive you for underestimating their physical capabilities for the sake of their own safety, but they cannot grow new limbs."
I'm sure medicine will have solved the limbs thing by the time we're traveling interstellar.
Humans will develop interstellar travel, figure out how to undo freak accident dismemberment, and develop nuanced communications with alien life forms, before figuring out how to keep a statistically small but still remarkable percentage of their species from getting killed in attempting inadvisable sex acts.
I would've agreed if you hadn't added the "in attempting inadvisable sex acts" part because while humans in general are really shitty at making progress in the medical field (see: women, disabled people's, and other marginalised people's experiences with doctors and medicine and safety measures not made for us) humans as a species will also do basically anything to get off in weird ways.
I don't see which part of what you said is in disagreement with any part of what I said.
You just know that if there was some species with toxic jizz but they had a tentacle dick, there would immediately be a group of scientists getting to work on a way to either neutralize the toxin or making a super condom. (And I'm sure some of them would be willing to test it out. For science)
Like forget universal translators, you can learn a new language. Let's figure out how to get some without dying!
Public service announcement poster about accidentally fucking your human partner to death: Remember, just because they asked for it doesn't mean they can handle it!
alien looking in disgust: Ugh, what a disgusting and condescending thing to campaign. Do they seriously think that humans aren't capable of-
her human girlfriend, staring at the cartoonishly graphic drawing on the poster: Can you please do that to me.
Gotta continue drawing gang, if not for you then for your inner tween self who makes vampire ocās
i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying āyouāre one of todayās lucky 10,000ā³ when encountering a person who hasnāt been exposed to a popular or well known thing
youāre so right
the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

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Liberals act like a man putting his beebo in another man's stinky is attractive or even legal. Traditional alphas know the only place a man should be sticking his beebo is his wife's candy/lala. Maybe SOMETIMES her stinky. if she's never farted or poopied. #Facts
What in the godblessed fuck is this shit
Kill me now oh blessed divine beings who gaze upon me and have cursed me with several mental and physical disorders both common and rare
Lol "divine"... divine masculinity lies within a man's beebo and a woman's divinity is in Hell where she shall never retrieve it lest she bears the fruit š
Bruh never before has my nonbinary ass heard such insanity and Iāve been called slurs for liking women
Also cause youāre too scared to say it.
COCK
VAGINA
BOOBS
PEGGING
ASS
Everyone remember to reblog lots of untagged gay porn so your mutualās family member sitting on the couch next to them can enjoy it too
This was the best scene in the whole series
Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.
a demon telling you god is not real or god doesent care about humanity is easy to shrug off as demons lieing
but a demon telling you god is real, god is good and god hates your guts quite literally puts the fear of god in you, especially when your about to find out if hes right in about 20 seconds
(From Netflixās Castlevania, which is excellent.)
I love this show and this scene but also it just makes me think of this
Starter pack to get screenshotted and have accounts made just to harras you:
-anti whiteness isnt real
-misandry isnt real
-Misogyblanc isnt real
-Brown men get paid more than brown women
-transandrophobia isnt real
-trans men are paid more than trans women
With these frankly surface level feminist talking points, I am going to get several angry people in my reblogs šš½
this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me
The funny thing is that it wasn't even an intentional stance taking. They just forgot to code a check to make sure characters genders "matched", resulting in that characters could get into relationships regardless of gender.
What the hell are you talking about? They didn't forget anything. A programmer for the sims 1 was a gay man who programmed gay relationships into the game and they kept adding it back, intentionally, in each game.
Actually, youāre both correct. It was an accident and a deliberate decision by one gay developer:
āDuring The Simsās protracted development, the team had debated whether to permit same-sex relationships in the game. If this digital petri dish was to accurately model all aspects of human life, from work to play and love, it was natural that it would facilitate gay relationships. But there was also fear about how such a feature might adversely affect the game. āNo other game had facilitated same-sex relationships beforeāat least, to this extentāand some people figured that maybe we werenāt the ideal ones to be first, as this was a game that E.A. really didnāt want to begin with,ā Barret told me. āIt felt to me like a fear thing.ā After going back and forth for several months, the team finally decided to leave same-sex relationships out of the game code.
When Barrett joined the company, in October, 1998, he was unaware of the decision. A fortnight into his new job, he found himself with nothing to do when his supervisor, the gameās lead programmer, Jamie Doornbos, took a short vacation. Jim Mackraz, Barrettās boss, needed a task to occupy his new employee, and he handed Barrett a document that outlined how social interactions in the game would work; the underlying rules for the gameās A.I. that would dictate how the characters would dynamically interact with one another. āHe didnāt think I could handle it with Jamie off on vacation, but he figured that at least Iād be out of his hair,ā Barrett told me. āNeither he nor I realized that heād given me an old design document to work from.ā
That design document predated the decision to exclude gay relationships in the game. Its pages described a web of social interactions, in which every kind of romantic relationship was permitted. That week, Barrett confounded the expectations of his disbelieving boss. He successfully wrote the basic code for social interactions, including same-sex relationships. āIn hindsight, I probably should have questioned the design,ā Barrett, who is gay, said. āBut the design felt right, so I just implemented it. Later, Will Wright stopped by my desk,ā Barrett said. āHe told me that liked the social interactions, and that he was glad to see that same-sex support was back in the game.ā Nobody on the team questioned Barrettās work. āThey just pretty much ignored it,ā he said. āAfter a while, everyone was just used to the design being there. It was widely expected that E.A. would just kill it, anyway.ā
In early 1999, before E.A. had a chance to kill the design, Barrett was asked to create a demo of the game to be shown at E3. The demo would consist of three scenes from the game. These were to be so-called on-rails scenesānot a true, live simulation but one that was preplanned, and which would shake out the same way each time it was played, in order to show the game in its best light. One of the scenes was a wedding between two Sims characters. āI had run out of time before E3, and there were so many Sims attending the wedding that I didnāt have time to put them all on rails,ā Barrett said.
On the first day of the show, the gameās producers, Kana Ryan and Chris Trottier, watched in disbelief as two of the female Sims attending the virtual wedding leaned in and began to passionately kiss. They had, during the live simulation, fallen in love. Moreover, they had chosen this moment to express their affection, in front of a live audience of assorted press.ā
- from The Kiss That Changed Video Games by Simon Parker

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i don't think i know a single trans woman who hasn't at some point been accused of being a sex pest at an attempt to ruin her life