sagecorpio

Gemini: G R Y F F I N D O R ! ! ! ! GRYFFINDOR!!!!!! GRYFFINDOR.

Sagittarius & Scorpio: Slytherin

Gemini: where's my f*cking phone?¿ god I hope my phone was charging

Scorpio: *gets a full 8 hours of sleep* I need a nap

Gemini: SCORPIO STOP

Aries: You're a disgrace

Sagittarius: I USED TO BE A GYMNAST

Scorpio: FKIN COME AND DO SOME KART WHEELS AND SHIT

Sagittarius: I WILL

Scorpio: GOOD

               BRING YOUR POM POMS

              AND SOME DRUMS

              OR ANYTHING THAT CAN MAKE LOUD NOISE

              MAYBE YOUR VOICE

              AND SOME COFFEE

Gemini: wait what

              you did gymnastics?

             what was it like?

             did it make you happy?

             was it fun?

             what was it like?

Scorpio: Coffee

Scorpio and Pisces: *yelling at Sagittarius*

Sagittarius: *doing absolutely nothing - standing there*

Gemini: *laughing in the background - taping the whole thing* 

Sagittarius: MOTHER

Scorpio: DADDY

Sagittarius: M O T H E R

              1  3  4

              1.   3.   4.

             ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR

             O N E  H U N D R E D  A N D  T H I R T Y  F O U R

Scorpio: ?

               Wot?

               134?

               I’ll google it

Gemini: ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR FUCKING MISSED MESSAGES

Scorpio: I hope it’s not the # of notifications you’ve received

Gemini: FUCKING HELL

Sagittarius: MOREEEEEE

Scorpio: WAAAAAIIIIT

Sagittarius: M O R E

Scorpio: You’re so lucky I’m a nice gal

Sagittarius: YES

*some time later*

Scorpio: Can I go now?

               Are you satisfied?

Sagittarius: *whispers* more

                     I. Need. More.

Scorpio: *sighs loudly*

Sagittarius: *on the floor and crawling on stomach with arm outstretched* pleasee...