amaze. amaze. amaze.

cutting your own hair is fun because a) if you mess it up you can tell people "well, i did it myself" and they will instantly understand that they should not be holding your haircut to hairdresser standards b) if you DONT mess it up then whenever you get a compliment on your hair you can say 'thanks, i did it myself!' and they will think you are even cooler than you already are. trust me works every time.

it’s so funny to see a star trek character go through absolutely mortal peril and then lay down on a practically a slab made of the most scratchy hotel chair material at the end of the day

the joy of explaining an absolutely batshit insane Star Trek episode to a non-fan and getting to end it with “and it is never mentioned again”

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

This is the cutest and you will not convince me otherwise.