I Am No Bird

I love how the message of Frankenstein isn’t “don’t play god and commit hubristic acts of mad science” but instead “when you commit a hubristic act of mad science you are responsible for parenting whatever comes out of it”

*patiently waits for the free serotonin boost that is the month of october*

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like “whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that’s what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get” and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you’re thranduil and you’re like “hey son can you go to elrond’s house and tell him we fucked up royally” and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don’t hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what’s good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad

do things from love, not for love

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

No It Isn’t

IT’S FINE IF HE LISTENS TO THE DIRECTIONS