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In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

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23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

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Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

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Another cat

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many oranges

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not to be dramatic but I’d die for them

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Saw this TikTok and fell in love with this artist/creator, making “earrings” to wear with head coverings.

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I JUST JOINED THIS GROUP ON FACEBOOK

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i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design

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mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

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this is the funniest fucking thing to me

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told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

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The Cream of the Crap, 2017

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Change your fucking url OP

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be careful…

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Honeysuckle giving us serious 👀 👀 vibes

(As a note she is blue due to the antibiotic spray that we had to use around her neck)

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dont lie to us, that was baja blast you sprayed

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do not bother seal rescue ireland.

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the best thing you will see all year

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why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

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I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own: