wolfish queen of everything

I set up a complaint box at work. People think HR set it up but it was me and at the end of every week I take the box home and read about all this petty drama that’s been built up.

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

 we gotta kinkshame fuckin fossils now

maybe the real friends were the mental illnesses we developed along the way

😭

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are