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I love that they gave Spike one of those medical wheelchairs but in a cool black and red color scheme like did they buy that at the vampire medical supply store

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

At the "Adventure Aquarium" in Camden, NJ, you can pet the dogfish and the stingrays! People stand around the large round tank that the rays are in and can just barely reach their fingertips into the water, and the rays swim around and around the tank, just barely brushing the people's fingertips with their fins! They feel like rubbery pancakes. <3

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

Bro, stop emmitting harmful radiation. You’re unraveling the DNA of all the hoes.

Bro I can't turn it off

Bro, you gotta

Bro I can't, it just keeps leaking out. Help me bro I'm losing all my radiation.

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie

Excuse you every single on of those movies is a treasure in their own special way how dare you insult them like that

AT LEAST WE'LL ALWAYD HAVE CAPALDI

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One very funny thing about Severance to me is how like, they reveal Ms. Cobel lives next to Mark and I thought "oh wow the company really keeps a tight eye on their employees." Then time goes on and it becomes increasingly obvious that no actually this woman is just a huge freak about Mark specifically. She's baking him weird cookies. She's breaking into his house. She's making him spend time with his dead wife he doesn't remember. She's skipping work to pretend to be his sisters lactation consultant. She's going to parties with him and hugging him when he says he'll quit Lumon. I'm obsessed with how much she's obsessed with him I need to know what her fucking deal is.

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

Went to a reptile meetup today at a local mall where there were plenty of big snakes and iguanas and other big intimidating reptiles and this girl was just watching the whole thing in silence with her hands closed up (as if she’s holding something) then one of the hosts saw her and pointed at her asking her if she had any reptiles, so she just quietly looked down at her hands and opened them up and there was the smallest most adorable yet ugly little baby leopard gecko just one McDonald’s sauce big everyone (and I mean everyone) erupted in awwwwwwwsss