i love you. i'm glad i exist

birding tip! when you see a bird. smile :)

the thing that I can't stop noticing about commercials for chatgpt and other ai shit is that they can't even seem to come up with creative or interesting shit to do with it. like everything that they show people using it for is stuff that you could already do if you had, like, any friends or the ability to use any search engine

call my girl alfred the way she hitch on my cock. it’s psycho the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til I get vertigo. she hitch her cock in my rear window. she hitch on my cock til I’m spellbound. call her rebecca the way she hitch on my cock. she hitch on my cock til i know too much. hm. she’s hitched on my cock like a rope on a lifeboat. uh. it’s notorious how she hitch on my cock. call her marnie the way she… she hitch on my cock in 39 steps… call my girl capricorn the way I’m under her… while she hitches my cock. til I get stage fright. um. my lady hitch on my cock and then vanishes. um. the birds.

Let's kill him

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

your gazelle has a pearl choker

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

Holy shit. This just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely marvelous house. What other treasures do you have in that house?

Joy and whimsy detected! This house is joyful and whimsical!

blowing up the egg prime directive with my beautiful missile launcher and saving every single woman i can

I needed that second pic